How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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