I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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