PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
