If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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