My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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