Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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