what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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