Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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