Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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