Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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