I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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