You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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