dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
