Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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