scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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