Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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