This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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