guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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