Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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