I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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