I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
