I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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