My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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