That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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