She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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