My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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