Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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