Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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