he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I think people are normalizing furries
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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