Three words: puerto rican gang bang
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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