so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
where are my eyebrows?
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