OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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