Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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