ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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