guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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