she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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