I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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