I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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