dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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