Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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