can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
