Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
