My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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