no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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