Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Hippo gnu deer
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Randomize
