She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
