took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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