Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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