I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
