Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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