I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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