Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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