I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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