Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I understand Curling. That high.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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